1. You think everything is scary ehn. Have you ever gone to urinate in the night and you found out you're urinating on snake.
2. My brother, and you be doing like Jesus Christ for this girl. My brother pls when I release my dog to chase don't run oooo......... Thank me later
3. Some girls will barb their hair just to look like chidimma and end up looking like Emmanuella.
4. My friend went to Europe for few months then you return and you're now light in complexion and we ask why and you say its the weather, my broda do you know how long pogba and kante have been living there?? Ask Da Craziest Da Craziest Da Craziest
5. I was shocked at the ATM today. After withdrawing money, the ATM asked 'Anything for the boy'
6. So just because you're a virgin you won't let us hear word now...... No company will love to employ a non experienced person. Simple!!!
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7. I used to think jet-li movies were fake until one day I saw a cobra in my compound... I ran.... My leg didn't touch the ground.
8. Some people don't have spirit ofn forgiveness at all, How can you sweep your room and use your Ex' picture as paker.
9. No man should look at another man's eye when eating banana.
10. May our parents never be absent when we become very successful .... Can I get an AMEN
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