joke joke...i was walkin along maryland road
goin to a frnd house..when suddenly
behold..dis beautiful damsel..sittin at d
corner of a shop..singin nd playin a
piano..wow voice so lovely nd sweet like an
angel of rose..wow her eyes closed
shot.bringin out inspiration..smiles on her
face..wow no time let me make a move to
her..so i go close to her..nd say hello..she
open her eyes nd look at me wit a glimpse
of smiles..den i sed to her u realy gorgeous
nd cute..hw abt makin a cool sound like do
remy lafiso.wit d wonderful piano..she
smiled at me..nd ask me.do i play piano..i lied
to her yes i culd..i even won an award at d
edition of a celebrity..chai..i don burst her
head...she smiled at me nd sed wow..she
introduce her self sayin she is angela..wow
as a warri boy..sharp sharp i told her am
JP..we shock hand..nd she sed to me.dat she
will b performing on stage d followin
saturday nd want me to b der..wow i
promise her i wil b der..not knowin my
village people are laffin at me..so i went
home..wit a smile..sayin to my self..av catch a
fish...on dat faithfull day i dress on my best
outfit smiling nd feelin happy..dat am goin
to watch my new fish perform..nd i go chop
kiss..nt knowin JP dea go inside village
trap...when i got to the place she wanted to
perform..she saw me nd was very hapy i
came..she even pecks me..wow JP weldne..so
she took me in nd offer me a sit..den she ran
quickly up d stage..nd say..lsdies nd gentle
men..am hapy to sing dis song by jhon
legend titled all of me...nd now am calling a
gud frnd of mine to com out nd perform wit
me on d stage..nd his name is JP..every one
includin me stood up..clappin we all clap clap
for almost 5 mins expectin JP to com up d
stage bt no sign of him..wen suddenly i hear
her callin to me..JP JP ..u ar the one..chisos
chineke..am in trouble..when i got up d
stage she wisperd to me..that i shuld play
the piano for jhon legend..chai..my village
pipul..y na y dis yy..is dis how i will disgrace
my self..have never touch a piano bfor
talkless
of playin it..chai..all eyes on me..so she sed JP
oya na start..i sat down looking at d piano
buttons like mumu..wher did i wan to start
from..i started sweatin like a goat.i touch a
buton nd it makes a sound like a
cat.meow..chai..hw dos dis one start jhn
legend.all of me..i press anoda it sounds like
a train.pooo.yeee i don die..seee sweat for
my body..d gurl shout at me nd say i shuld
play it nw.y embarrasin her..i touch anoder
button it sounds like a sound of pot..yee jhn
legend go dea vex wit me self..wit anger nd
shame..d gurl ran off d stage..i was still
looking at d piano..when two hefty huge big
men.came up to me nd cary me up like a bag
of cement..took me outside nd gave me so
many numbers of unforgetfull slap...jesus
thank God its a dream..i survive...lolz.gud day
all....
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